- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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