- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

womens rights

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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