- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Stop being a centipede

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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