What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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whats 2+2? math.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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