I ponder

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Nicolas Cage

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

AIDS

Your mom is so fat...

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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