- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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