Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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That's what she didn't say

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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