What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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