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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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