Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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whoa there

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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