What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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why do you care?

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Thumbs this up

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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