Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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involved parents.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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