A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Kelly Clarkson

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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