- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

obama

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

i have yougurt with tractor

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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