- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

whats your name? bumder:)

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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