A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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