- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

crap!!

a man walks into a prostitute.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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