Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Obamacare haters

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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whats 2+2? 4

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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