- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What is long and black The unemployment line

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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