What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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I would rape her

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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hey guys what's up?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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hey

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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