What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Netflix and chill

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

You know what sucks? Yes.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

rebecca is a hard worker

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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