- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

I said I hate niiggers

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