- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

YES! EXACTLY!

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What would you rather do or drag a board?

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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