What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

You are Nerochan right?

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

rape that shit

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Worst joke ever

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

This is a joke setup.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Why is pi? Because circles.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

I said I hate niiggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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