what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Their, they're, there You're, your

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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