Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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the WNBA

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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The Pope

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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You have cancer

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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I hate blackniggers

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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