Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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