Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

a fish swimming in the water swims

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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