- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.