I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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womens rights

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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