- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

I hate black people. Because their black.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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