Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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WNBA

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