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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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