How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What's up brah brah

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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