- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why was the man sad His son got raped

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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