A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Deadly cancer.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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eloise dey.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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I Have a Black Friend

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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meme

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69

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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knock knock who's there?

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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