How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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