Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Anti Joke

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