- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

i have yougurt with tractor

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