A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Badgers are cool

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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