What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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homework

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Mike tyson

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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fava beans

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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i'm funny

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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