Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Penis

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Gianni

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

The BCS

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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