- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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