Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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4-4-2

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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