What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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WNBA

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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