What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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