rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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