Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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