give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Dylan is a person

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did the dog eat poop?

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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