how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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rape that shit

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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