- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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