- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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