- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How old is your mom? Old.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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