(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

My life :(

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Membean

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Butt Sex.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

A Jew! Bless you.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...