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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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