A Jew! Bless you.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Butt Sex.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Membean

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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