why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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