- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Gays

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Melbourne Football Club.

poo is yummy

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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