- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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