who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Gorden Brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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