What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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thermodynamics?

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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