- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

An atheist walks into a church

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

It's only racist if you consider them people.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

politically correct!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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