KKK

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i like turtals and kids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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crap!!

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Gay's rights

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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baskets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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