A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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