Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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