- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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