Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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im a dragon, no im not

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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She said no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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