- Anti Joke

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.