- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

want a balloon? yeah

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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