- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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