Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

poo is yummy

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Tim and Eric

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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