- Anti Joke

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Knock Knock Not Yet

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Spotto

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.