Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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