- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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