Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

I am a n1gger.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Ms. Smoot's class

Anti Joke

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