- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'